I'd like to see the reaction on some would-be burglar's face when they see THAT looking back at him. It would be a blast to have a Great Dane or English Mastiff. They have a happy personality and scare the crap out of people even though they are big friendly fiants. Bonus: Less shedding.
Winston Churchill is rumored to have said: "I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
